Ask a Troll (So, my girlfriend and I have been going steady for the past year. I hate her now. What’s the best way to break up, hopefully humiliating?)

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Anonymous asked: So, my girlfriend and I have been going steady for the past year.

I hate her now. What's the best way to break up, hopefully humiliating?
Well, think of the best way that your girlfriend could humiliate you.

No, it’s not pantsing in public, unless you’re self-conscious about the size of your member.

No, you need to make her feel as rejected as possible. And the best way to do that is via a marriage proposal.

Go buy the ring, take her to a public spot, and propose. Her jaw will drop. Bystanders will look on with a look of approval; they’ll wait for her to say yes so that they can start levying the compliments.

And when she says yes…

Enjoy the disapproval, and try not to get lynched.