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Trolling’s more than just a way to get banned from your forum/IRC channel of choice. No, it’s also a way to get banned from life.
I kid.
The troll’s life is a life of cynicism, but it’s a lot of fun. That’s because no matter what you do, you can feel like you have the upper hand (even though you probably don’t). Because even though you just crashed and burned, it only appeared that way. In reality, it was all part of your secret master plan.
And to conceal your bruised pride, you can pretend like you’re laughing about it.
So ask me some questions and feed my id, and maybe I can impart some meaning to your confused life. I make no guarantees.
