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Anonymous asked: Why has the general public been getting more sensitive and feminine?

Long version: You’re right. The public has been getting more sensitive and feminine… and it’s shameful.

So why is this happening? The answer is this: Lawyers.

You see, in modern society, you can’t just speak your mind any more. You have to be sensitive to other people’s religions, races, and creeds. These days, you have to compromise and settle things peacefully. Blech.

In the old days, if someone irritated you, you could, say, challenge them to a duel or a no rules cage match or a pie-eating contest. Inevitably, the more well-endowed man would win, and the loser would be grievously wounded - or dead.

Then the lawyers came along.

Once they showed up, the losers of these battles had found a trump card at last. They could fight back against their more masculine oppressors through litigation. Slowly, the dominance of the masculine types started to decline.

In other words, in a state of nature, the sensitive and feminine types would have been weeded out through natural selection. Litigation reversed that.

So that’s it for sensitivity. Why femininity?

Sensitivity is generally a more feminine trait than not, but that’s not the only factor involved.

This rise in sensitivity also led to the eventual almost-equality of women with men. Women are, in general, closet lesbians; as such, they like their men to look like ladies. And there’s your answer.

Short version: them gosh darn bleedin’-heart anti-American terrorist-sympathizing Democrats.

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